Wednesday, November 14, 2007

Healthy Spines for Scrummaging and Scorin' Tries!

Okay, I so write a lot about Health Savings Accounts, or HSAs.

Here's what you can get thru your HSA:

Qualified medical expenses include, but are not limited to:

· Prescriptions (including co-pays)

· Doctor visits (including co-pays)

· Dental

· Chiropractic

· X-rays and other medical procedures

· Over-the-counter medications and supplements

· Eyeglasses, contacts, LASIK, and other vision care

· Hearing aids

· Transportation to and from medical providers

· Weight-loss programs (medically supervised)

· Smoking cessation

· Medicare premiums, including Part A, Part B, Medicare HMOs, and the new Medicare prescription drug insurance

· Long-term-care expenditures

· Long-term-care insurance premiums

Okay, so you're a fat prop who smokes. You can enroll in a weight loss program, a smoking cessation program, buy supplements, and see a chiropractor ALL TAX FREE.

Remember, if you pay 25% in taxes, for every $100 you spend, you get $25 back from the FEDS.

My Chiro charges $50 a session, but I get back $15, so it's only $35! The Feds and the State of CA are paying me to see Dr. James. Ooh Rah!

Get an HSA! Get one now.

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